March 1st, 2006

You Know You’re a Geek If You…

by Scott Karp

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I’ve discussed the problem of geek control of Web 2.0, along with many others including Umair Haque, Pete Cashmore, David Beisel, and Fraser Kelton. (Hit tip to Pete for pulling together the threads.)

This new Geeks for Non-Geeks movement got me thinking about the evolving definition of a “geek.” The following is just a first draft, so please feel free to add, subtract, and amend as you see fit — realizing, of course, that if you do so, you are a geek.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A GEEK IF YOU…

1. Have a blog
Yes, blogging software has made it “easy,” but it’s still an inherently geeky thing to do

2. Knowingly use RSS
Or if you know what RSS stands for

3. Understand Web 2.0
Even having heard of the term probably qualifies you

4. Think anything built with Ajax is “cool”
Again, knowing what Ajax is also qualifies you

5. Think blog “A-Listers” are “cool”
We are what we aspire to be

6. Use a “memetracker”
Or if you can define the term

7. Want to own your “attention data”
Or if you know what that means

8. Podcast
Or even if you listen to podcasts

9. Use a beta version of anything
Or if you know what that means

10. Were ever picked on in school
Most of us have been geeks all our lives

Geeks are the trailblazers of the world — the problem is, we’re not nearly as good at mainstreaming our discoveries.

So be proud to be a geek — geeks are the new “cool kids” — but don’t make the mistake of thinking that everyone else is as “cool” as you are.

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  • i'm japanese but i think this applies to me and the other bloggers in japan as well.
  • And 11...

    Say "mainstreaming" with a straight face... ;)
  • Part of the art of being a cool kid is knowing how to attach yourself to trends that will soon spill over into the mainstream. This way you get to say "I was doing that before everyone else" (and get dates). The geek value proposition is similar - find something that's valuable to your fellow nerds and rework it into a mainstream utility (and get VC).

    It also works in reverse - geeks, to be cool, just apply your energies towards fashion and music. Shopping at the right stores and finding the right parties is just like staying on top of the latest Rails revs - once you subscribe to the right blogs and apply the conventional group wisdom, everything works out.

    Why listen to me? Cool kids: APC New Standards, AF1s, Bowery loft. Geeks: Web.py, to_json.
  • Yep - this is a bingo.
    Ten out of ten for me.
    Nicely done.

    Tom
  • 1. Have a blog
    Just started a week ago http://blog.crisscross.com
    However, I much prefer to write comments on other people's blogs. BTW, don't you think it is a bit selfish when people comment about your posts on their blogs instead of commenting on yours? Or is that just the way it is?

    2. Knowingly use RSS
    Just got multiple feeds going in IE7 yesterday. So I have been actually using RSS for one day, even though in all of my sites we have been supplying RSS feeds for a couple of years :)

    3. Understand Web 2.0
    The Web 2.0 uncertainty principle: If you understand it, you don't know it.

    4. Think anything built with Ajax is “cool”
    If you look at most AJAX functions you will notice that they don't actually save the user much time. Even so they make the page slicker. However, I don't think anything built with Ajax is cool. Ajax doth not the product make.

    5. Think blog “A-Listers” are “cool”
    Nope. I think end-users are cool.

    6. Use a “memetracker”
    Nope. I don't want to work to get my news.

    7. Want to own your “attention data”
    Whatever.

    8. Podcast
    Never listened to one, but have written a business plan and got sponsorship for a professional-quality podcast we will start shortly about Tokyo life :)

    9. Use a beta version of anything
    Everything I make is a beta ;)

    10. Were ever picked on in school
    Unfortunately, yes.

    Didn't you miss out "11. Think corporations are evil (especailly Microsoft, and except Google)"?

    I suppose what I learned form the above is that you don't need to actually use something (RSS, Web 2.0, Ajax) to know it's value, but it probably helps.
  • Nerd Pride!

    "(body) Nerd pride - The Nerd Pride movement, modeled on the Gay Pride movement, was started at MIT by Professors Gerald Sussman and Hal Abelson. Nerd pride paraphernalia includes baseball hats, buttons and - of course - pocket protectors.

    "My idea is to present an image to children that it is good to be intellectual, and not to care about the peer pressures to be anti-intellectual. I want every child to turn into a nerd - where that means someone who prefers studying and learning to competing for social dominance".

    -- Gerald Sussman, quoted by Katie Hafner, "New York Times", 1994-08-29."
  • Yes to 1-9. No to number 10. So, what am I? Here's what my personality test says:

    http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=swjDijf...

    I actually think the bar is higher for true geeks, particularly in this techy world. I mean if all it takes is to know what AJAX is . . .
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